Monday, September 27, 2010

Two-Horse Rodeo

"Objectively, we still don't know if the Bears are that good or if the Cowboys are prone to disarray because coach Wade Phillips struggles organizing a two-horse rodeo."
 - David Haugh, Chicago Tribune

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Throwing It Away

"In the past, Cutler has been more prone to throw the ball at a defender than at a sideline cameraman."
 - Dan Pompei, Chicago Tribune Sports

In Chicago, when a quarterback learns to throw the ball away, we call it progress.  Hooray for progress.

Friday, September 24, 2010

5-7 & Going to a Bowl Game

"Sure, a bowl game between a 5-7 team and a 7-5 team won’t be a big cash cow in the same way an eight-year-old in a sneaker factory can’t be expected to match her mom’s productivity. But when you’re not paying the labor, it would just be bad business not to open as many factories as possible."
- Kevin Hench @ FoxSports.com

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Green Bay? Eww.

"I got a call from Reggie White and he asked me to sign with the Packers. I told him I just could never put on a Green Bay uniform. I hated Green Bay and I could never wear their colors."
 - Richard Dent

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

A Word From My Mail Carrier

(monotone)
"Don't let this face fool you.  I really do care."

Friday, September 3, 2010

Piece of Cake

"Following Jesus is a piece of cake when it remains some abstract concept in your mind. It's when you actually act on it that it gets tough."
 - Tim Young

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Better Make it HO

"We've only got three minutes.  We'd better make it 'HO.'"