Sunday, February 28, 2010

Good Judgment

"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."
- Will Rogers

Saturday, February 27, 2010


"Don't be so humble; you are not that great."
- Golda Meir

Friday, February 26, 2010

Resist Evil

"I became convinced that noncooperation with evil is as much a moral obligation as is cooperation with good."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Thursday, February 25, 2010


"It is, in a way, an odd thing to honor those who died in defense of our country, in defense of us, in wars far away. The imagination plays a trick. We see these soldiers in our mind as old and wise. We see them as something like the Founding Fathers, grave and gray-haired. But most of them were boys when they died, and they gave up two lives—the one they were living and the one they would have lived. When they died, they gave up their chance to be husbands and fathers and grandfathers. They gave up their chance to be revered old men. They gave up everything for our country, for us. And all we can do is remember."
- Ronald Reagan

Wednesday, February 24, 2010


"Those who wish to sing always find a song."
- Swedish proverb

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Chosen People

"The Hebrews have done more to civilize men than any other nation. If I were an atheist, and believed blind eternal fate, I should still believe that fate had ordained the Jews to be the most essential instrument for civilizing the nations."
- John Adams

Monday, February 22, 2010

Tax Reform

"Here’s my proposal, which is based on the TV show Survivor: We put the entire Congress on an island. All the food on this island is locked inside a vault, which can be opened only by an ordinary American taxpayer named Bob. Every day, the congresspersons are given a section of the Tax Code, which they must rewrite so that Bob can understand it. If he can, he lets them eat that day; if he can’t, he doesn’t."
- Dave Barry

Sunday, February 21, 2010


"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."
- Winston Churchill

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Weddings & Funerals

"Have you ever wondered why it takes a bride months and months to plan a wedding, but a good funeral can be pulled together in two days? The elements are all the same—church, minister, music, flowers, guests, food."
- Lori Rispoli

Friday, February 19, 2010

Winning Arguments

"The best way I know to win an argument is to start by being in the right."
- Lord Halishan

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Ten Types of People

"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t."

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Key to Failure

"I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
- Bill Cosby

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Get Married

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher."
- Socrates

Monday, February 15, 2010

Drunken Mess

Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Winston Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

Sunday, February 14, 2010


"If you don’t risk anything, you risk even more."
- Erica Jong

Saturday, February 13, 2010

One Big Step

"Don’t be afraid to take a big step when one is indicated. You can’t cross a chasm in two small steps."
- David Lloyd George

Friday, February 12, 2010


"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
- Winston Churchill

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Avoid Criticism

"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing."
- Elbert Hubbard

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Bombing Begins

"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes."
- Ronald Reagan

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Imagination and Humor

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
- Francis Bacon

Monday, February 8, 2010


"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock."
- Thomas Jefferson

Sunday, February 7, 2010


"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other thing."
 - Abraham Lincoln

Saturday, February 6, 2010


"You lose."
- Calvin Coolidge, to a newspaper reporter who bet him he could make him say three words

Friday, February 5, 2010

Getting Done

"When all is said and done, as a rule, more is said than done."
- Lou Holtz

Thursday, February 4, 2010

What Is Love?

“'Love' is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."
- Robert A. Heinlein

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Except Weight

"There are no gains without pains."
- Benjamin Franklin

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

We're Watching

"Whenever you do a thing, though it can never be known but to yourself, ask yourself how you would act were all the world looking at you, and act accordingly."
- Thomas Jefferson

Monday, February 1, 2010


"Believe that you are defeated, believe it long enough, and it is likely to become a fact."
- Norman Vincent Peale