Thursday, May 28, 2009

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Ouch.

"You're not worth anything."
- my mother!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Pondering Retirment

"It's true, Favre has been pondering retirement, as far as I can tell, since he was drafted. He's in, he's out, he's in, he's out — I can't tell if he wants to play football or do the hokey pokey. Boxers are losing patience with him."
- Michael Rosenberg @ FoxSports.com

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Boldly Go...

"The new Star Trek is flipping awesome. Boldly go to the cinema now... or at some point."

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Blind Dates

"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog."

I'm sorry, but that was hilarious.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Star Trek

"'Star Trek' is Klingon for 'You are never going to get laid.'"

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Binding

"In the printing world, 'binding' isn't nearly as fun as it is in the rest of the world. Oh, well."

Monday, May 4, 2009

Trouble Ticket

"She is a trouble ticket that will never be closed."

This is how IT guys talk about chicks.