Sunday, March 29, 2009

French Idiots

"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language."
- Mark Twain

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Life After German

"I don't speak German well but several experts have assured me that I write it like an angel. Maybe so, maybe so- I don't know. I've not yet made any acquaintances among the angels. That comes later, whenever it please the Deity. I'm not in any hurry."
-Mark Twain

Monday, March 2, 2009


"I'm not saying the entire industry is a scam. I'm just saying the only person in the industry that I trust is me!"

Sunday, March 1, 2009