Monday, January 12, 2009

Memories

Okay, so, this one I wrote, back in the day. Ah, the memories...

To Whom It May Concern:

This employee is incapable of walking on water. He doesn't know how to turn water into wine. If you kill him, he will not--I repeat, he will not--return in three days. Please keep that in mind.

Thank you.

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