Thursday, October 30, 2008

Multi-Task

"I'm Multi-Talented: I Can Talk and Piss You Off at the Same Time."

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Immature Men

"Do you date immature men?"
"Almost exclusively."

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

D.C. Danger Zone

"It's long been said that the most dangerous place in Washington is between a TV camera and Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y."

Monday, October 27, 2008

Coyotes

"They (coyotes) can eat us, you know!"


And, as a special bonus, here's the Quote of the Day from one year ago today. This still cracks me up:

"In case you missed it, a few days ago Senator Clinton tried to spend $1 million on the Woodstock concert museum. Now, my friends, I wasn't there. I'm sure it was a cultural and pharmaceutical event. I was tied up at the time."
John McCain

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Mike Likes

"You like to squeeze big things into small places."

Friday, October 24, 2008

Doctor Says

"I know your husband has a job, Ms. Cheney, but your husband's heart problem's complicated."

Thursday, October 23, 2008

October 23, 2007

I'm getting lazy. Again, no Quote of the Day today. I'll be sure to fix that. Enjoy the Quote of the Day from one year ago today:

"Nobody really knows what it means...but it's provocative."

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

October 22, 2007

Sorry, there is no Quote of the Day for today. But, check out this one from the archives... October 22, 2007:

"Of course there's no reason for it. It's just our policy."

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Germans Are Right

"Don't be a Becky."

If they put it in a Routan commercial, it must be true. My apologies to all the Beckys out there who don't deserve that comment--and loads of laughs to all of you that do.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Hate

"Hate is a strong word, but not nearly strong enough."

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Thanks, Prof.

"I speech much better thanks to you're class."

Friday, October 17, 2008

Egomaniac

"Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father, Jor-el, to save the planet Earth."

- Barack Hussein Obama

Yes, this is a true quote! Here's the Fox News article.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Shut It

"I say a lot of things that I should keep to myself. In fairness to me, though, you should hear the things that I want to say but actually manage to keep to myself."

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Mmm, Butterworth

"Nothing personal, but I hope Mr. Butterworth keels over before Mrs. Butterworth, because that Mrs. Butterworth is one sweet chick!"

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

October 14, 2007

Sorry, no Quote of the Day for today. So, here is the Quote of the Day for one year ago today, October 14, 2007:

"He's always concerned about losing face. He shouldn't be--it would be a decided improvement."

Monday, October 13, 2008

Political Parties

"Why do they call them 'political parties'? They're no fun!"

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Football Kisses

"You can put lipstick on a helmet, but it's still a helmet."

Truer words have never been spoken. But, still. That's crazy.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Friday, October 10, 2008

Love-Hate

"I will do my best, despite hating each and every one of you."
- Randy, on Survivor before a challenge

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Tacky Yet Unrefined

"I don't know at what age kids learn tact, but I'm looking forward to it."

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Monday, October 6, 2008

Lonely

"She's had a love seat for three years. Half of it is still new."

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Please Leave

"When he was eight years old, his parents pleaded with him to run away from home."

Saturday, October 4, 2008

A Terrible Mind to Waste

"He thinks twice before he speaks so that he can say something nastier than if he spoke right out."

Friday, October 3, 2008

Silence. PLEASE.

"He speaks eight languages, but can't hold his tongue in one."

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Spine of Steel

"He's not a Yes-man. When the boss says No, he says No."

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Anti-Gossip

"She detests gossip--but only when it's about her."