Friday, June 27, 2008


"You'll never make me nervous, but you always make me uncomfortable."

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Election Politics

"Sixty per cent of Americans would vote for whichever candidate promised to kill the devil."

Wednesday, June 25, 2008


"When people judge you by your grammar and spelling, let them think no lesser of you for it."

Tuesday, June 24, 2008


"Laziness is the byproduct of a successful risk-benefit analysis."

Monday, June 23, 2008


"Do not concern yourself with what other people think of you; they rarely do."

Friday, June 20, 2008

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Tongue Action

"It's easier to stick my tongue in there than it is to stick that thing in there!"

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Hotel Box

"Why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?"

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

See You Later

"I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go."

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Foolish Games

"Yes, of course we're playing my little game."

Monday, June 9, 2008

Early to Bed

"You went to bed early last night--like before two o'clock!"

Thanks for noticing.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Thursday, June 5, 2008


"Wizards want to be him, and witches want to be with him!"
- what Hagrid really said when Harry Potter asked him who Voldemort was

"Witches want to be with him, wizards want to be with him!"
- what Dumbledore really said when Harry Potter asked him who Voldemort was