Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Reputation

"He has a terrific literary reputation; he's in practically every diary in town."

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Almost

"He was born yesterday--Sunday, April 27 at 9:08 am, after 20 minutes (or so) of labor at home. Our midwife almost made it to this one."

Hilarious. Thanks, Val! :)

Monday, April 28, 2008

Excitability

"I was so excited, I was running around like a head with my chicken cut off!"

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Friday, April 18, 2008

Judas

So, here's an interesting take on Jesus selecting Judas as a disciple:

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Below Average

"Remember - half the people you know are below average."

Thanks, Bob.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Sentimental Value

"Sentiment has no value; it's all in your head."