Friday, March 28, 2008

Hope Floats

Seen on a bumper sticker, next to a photo of the liberal Barack Hussein Obama:

"HOPE is not a STRATEGY"

Imagine that. Of course, I'm not convinced that any of these buffoons have any real strategy for dealing with anything; I think they just love the idea of being in charge. Don't worry; they'll get into office and realize that all those employees working under them are actually regular human beings, and they won't accomplish much.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Sunday, March 16, 2008

That's Just Policy

"You're gonna change or I'm gonna leave."
Hank Williams

Saturday, March 15, 2008


"Acting sweetly is how I indulge my theatrical ambitions."

Of course, you already knew that.

Friday, March 7, 2008


"We're a country of great versatility. And confusion."

We're versatile! We're agile! We're confuzzled!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The Wit and Wisdom of H.L. Mencken

"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
- H.L. Mencken

"Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them."
- H.L. Mencken

"The only really happy folk are married women and single men."
- H.L. Mencken

Monday, March 3, 2008

Diabolical Common Sense

"the facts...make diabolical common sense."

I don't even know what the heck "diabolical common sense" is. I'm about half done with this book and I'm still waiting for it to get interesting. Look forward to the upcoming garage sale - this book could be yours! I guess I should have expected weirdness from a book with the subtitle "How Original Sin Can Make America a Better Place." Crazy.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Now THAT is an Endorsement

Mike Huckabee, on being endorsed by the Dallas Morning News:

“Let me just say that I think The Dallas Morning News is probably the greatest newspaper in America and everybody ought to get a lifetime subscription.”