Monday, February 25, 2008

Perfection

"I may not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome."

Saturday, February 23, 2008

All Things Equal

I taught her everything I know and she still doesn't know anything!”

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Rum is Fum

"Whenever I get a headache, I just drink some rum."
"How much?"
"I just keep drinking until it gives me a headache."

Sunday, February 10, 2008

We Love Bush

This is awesome. Bush, talking to Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday said, "You're the pundit. I'm just a simple president." I think that's Harvard-talk for "screw you."