Thursday, January 24, 2008

Honesty is Harsh

"You gotta find a good man to give you some respect."

There's a couple of ways a person could take that, I suppose. I'm not sure if the guy was admitting that he wasn't a good man, or if he was mocking the kind of man that would respect someone like her. Either way, that sounds like a picture-perfect dysfunctional relationship if I ever heard of one. Good gravy.

In other news, while we're on the subject of dysfunctional relationships, I would just like to say, "Ali." A weekend could be devastating, if you believe all the hype.

Friday, January 18, 2008

a romantic notion and other quotes

"in search of the magnificient blue and mystical television of love..."

And the runner ups...

"I'm all over the place like violent roadkill."

"Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you."

"He can speak for an hour without a note--and without a point."

"God has never made a mistake and certainly won't start with you."