Friday, October 5, 2007

Where Have I Lived This Before?

Quote of the Day:

"Rwanda--somebody should tell her that that's not a hotel in Vegas."
Chelsea Handler, "Chelsea Lately," on the The Tonight Show about Paris Hilton going to Rawanda

Runner ups:
"Stand up and flush."
John Larroquette on The Tonight Show

"I love your work, by the way. I like it a real lot."
Chelsea Handler, to John Larroquette, on The Tonight Show (emphasis added)
(By the way, she looks like she's about 45, even though she's really only 32. It's really sad.)

"He's a pill and she's a headache."

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